"When life gives you lemons, tell life that lemonade sucks and you want something better, like an iPhone X or some candy floss."
-zie_x

I'm a guy. Yes, show me some love please.

I'm also a 18 year old teen who has a fetish for vanilla ice cream and writing cliché teen fiction novels. I'm also very...friendly (which is ironic seeing as I don't have many - friends I mean). You can message me anytime, whenever you feel like, even if you want to tell me how lame my profile is. it would mean the world to me that someone actually dedicated that much time to my profile .

I also wish to be famous someday with a healthy amount of paparazzi to feed my ever-brooding ego.

peas and other vegetables.

-zie_x
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  • JoinedMarch 28, 2015


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the_icecream_goblin the_icecream_goblin Dec 11, 2018 10:47PM
Hey guys, I started this new collection of poems I write at random times. Check it out if you're interested, thanks!https://www.wattpad.com/story/168138232
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