Book hangover
   Book hang-o-ver [boo-k] [hang-oh-ver]
   Noun
 1. The inability to start a new because you are still living in the last books world
 2. The inability to function at work/school because you stayed up all night reading

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My life should be a book; '1000 ways to epically screw up and end up with something/someone broken or dead'
Or even better 'How to accidentally create tension in a matter of 10 seconds after meeting someone; the movie'

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People say I'm weird. Nah. My Oma thinks I'm great.

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