@theactualf0ck
Cats yowl for you,
Dogs howl for you,
Birds tweet for you,
Hamsters speak for you,
And I'm posting this for you,
Post this on ten of your friends' profiles and warm people's hearts!
(Started by @sochathedragon)
My aunt just sent me a life sized cut out of Harry Styles
@theactualf0ck OHHHHH I’m so slow lmfaoooo but Yh I’ll be ur uncle *insert smirk emoji*
Guys… I may or may not have gotten married hehe
@r0man0gers4life some things better be left a secret but let me tell you he is so hot and kind and he may or may not be real
At some point I hit my 4 year anniversary idk when but that’s cool
Why can't I find super nanny smut? I just wanna simp for Jo Frost
Not me trying to stock a friend's mom’s Facebook to find their birthday
Like it's the first time I've been able to try eating a meal all week and you make another stupid comment
@theactualf0ck Oof. Must be hard for u. Maybe u could buy one of those stuffs which r used to make the mice go away? Or mouse traps? Hope it gets better
@itsaStoryfan hmmm my brother’s an asshole? Essentially I haven't eaten a meal in my house since Sunday, why you might be wondering? Because I have a fear of mice. Well less of a fear and more of a perfectly reasonable hate for them as they make me have panic attacks so when I saw one crawling on the stove I stop eating hung cooked on the stove. So not an ED but to be honest one could be developing
Why is marc cuter then steven??
No one wants to see your Wattpad account Cassie
It's my dad's 49th birthday (old) and my sister and I only just got back from a trip yesterday. But anyways he said we needed to go to Costco today and I perked up and we started talking about how I love Costco and my dad went, “I know it's the only thing u can get you to do to spend time with me” and after a quick beat I responded with “I mean you aren't wrong.” anyways does anyone need me to pick up some bulk shampoo?
