Welcome to my depressing profile filled with pigs that sing opera and a corner filled with children's tears and broken dreams. 
Whatever you do, don't spill the can of beans because they attract eels with laser pointers. 
 Another thing you should know is anglerfish are scary: DON'T POKE THEM!

Harambe should have shot the Zookeeper.

Pink Season is great :)

Aye, I might seem dead for a while, but I have a life in school and I have to be a good kid or else I'll get punished by being drowned in the ocean by my internal demons. (I'm kidding :p)

Also, don't fall into a pit of Hell.

I'm a  weirdo that has no purpose in this atmosphere called Earth.