'Sup my dudes.
I'm Thea
I'm from the Netherlands
I have a cat
Her name is Nala, because of obvious reasons
I also have a hamster
His name is Jacob and no, not because of twilight
I have blessed this planet with my presence for over 16 years
This means I'll be moving onto the next one in 4 years
Feet freak me out
And oh! I also really love to write
I have one request:
If you ever decide to do something crazy and read (one of) my book(s), please comment a funny story. It doesn't matter what just something that always makes you laugh. Here are somethings it could contain;
-an internet post;
-a pun;
-really dry humor;
-Gordon Ramsey;
-an animal;
-something going terribly wrong;
-a video;
-or something else you find really funny.
My grandpa always tells a new story whenever we come by to visit and it always makes everyone laugh so... Let's spread some laughter around shall we?!
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