thedoctorlied

Any old friends still here? Hi guys :)

Iwillnotsleep

@thedoctorlied is still a badass username, glad to see you've kept it
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Iwillnotsleep

This feels like a weird reunion of sorts, still here! :D
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thedoctorlied

Chris Evans might be dating Lily James and I’m going to cry.

Iwillnotsleep

@thedoctorlied I feel u
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thedoctorlied

Yeah but she just left Matt Smith and I don’t want her just hoeing around and playing him, like they spent the night together in a hotel
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pixiiedusts

@thedoctorlied wait what REALLY oh my gosh did i predict the future
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thedoctorlied

Sooo... my boyfriend cheated on me and I don’t know how to feel.

2477lol

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@ thedoctorlied  fuck him, you are awesome <3 (kinda late to the party)
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Iwillnotsleep

agreed^^ oh and also did anyone see my baseball bat by any chance?
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thedoctorlied

I now know Chris Evans EXACT dick size and idk what to do with this information.

thedoctorlied

@i-am-smol-narwhal just search in twitter “Chris Evans dick size” and all the calculations will come up
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im-a-whovian-broski

How did you figure this out cause I wanna try it
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thedoctorlied

@i-am-smol-narwhal 
            Soft: 4.5 inches
            
            Hard: 7.1 inches
            
            
            He’s BIG.
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