"Well slather me in butter and call me a biscuit because I'm bout to wreck havoc on these hippies"
-mystic 2019
  • JoinedOctober 26, 2019

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Stories by themysticdolphican
My Songs of Solomon by themysticdolphican
My Songs of Solomon
I hope these words find their place, This is my Song of Solomon This is my love letter For those who want to...
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One Poop Man (*Big Brain not included) by themysticdolphican
One Poop Man (*Big Brain not inclu...
Half-Asian Pee Pee Poo Poo is a double agent for the CIA, NASA, FBI, and PMS. Follow him and his fellow comra...
The Masked Atrocities by themysticdolphican
The Masked Atrocities
Everyone has struggles in their life. Some more than others. If only there was a way to fix all your problems...
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