CAUTION-STAR WARS FREAK-PROCEDE WITH UTMOST CAUTION

Diss Star Wars, I break you with a twenty-eight paged essay. Or two strong words, depending on how I feel.

Do you know that Disney sanitizes fairy tales?

(DO NOT KEEP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT A RUINED CHILDHOOD)

In Peter Pan, only Peter doesn't grow old. If he thinks the lost boys are getting old, he kills them.

In the Little Mermaid, the prince falls in love with another woman and Ariel has to kill the prince, but decides against it and kills herself.

I could go on...
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@theperksofbeingajedi damn autocorrect. Unrequited love.
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