"I lost a bet to a dude with a chiffon skirt, but I make these high heels work" -Brendon Urie 

[They --> She--> He]

Hi. Call me Mystique. I'm a dude (who's also totally not much of a dude) who likes to write about other dudes making out with dudes that also kick a whole lot of ass. I also like to write bad ass women and use as few white people as possible. Really, I just like writing what I want and taking astronomically long times to do it. Cause you know, anything you can do I can do better~! Hope you enjoy!

Do NOT PM me read requests. They will be ignored. Unless I'm your friend, I'll be reading what I want when I want. Sorry bros. I got too little time for that.


TY FOR MAKING MUMBLE 87 ON THE MYSTERY/THRILLER HOTLIST!!! Much Obliged (3/4/17)

TY FOR getting Kit and the Art of Thieving to #508 (2/2/2018) In SCI-FI!

LGBTQ+ content IS okay along with MATURE themes. Obviously. Like I'd be a hypocrite otherwise.

♩ ♩ T H E C O O L P E E P S ♩ ♩

Frankie. Jewel the Semi-Awkward Red Headed Friend. Eden. Clover. The Sawadays. Saint. Lena. Juniper.
Shannon.

♩ ♩F O L L O W M E ♩ ♩
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  • JoinedFebruary 28, 2014



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therealmystique therealmystique Jul 11, 2020 11:42AM
Chapter 4 of Emerson Cole is now live! Enjoy! It was one of my favorites to write so far <3 https://www.wattpad.com/913598673-emerson-cole-the-wayward-souls-4 Thanks again for the support!
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