NEVER TICKLE A SLEEPING DRAGON!

Unless you wish to end up like my mixtape. And no, not fire. (Although I could have a fire mixtape if I wanted to, I don't like wasting the fire department's time.) No, I mean non-existent.

Anyways, if you ever happen to come across a dragon who just so happens to be in a deep slumber, I highly suggest you don't tickle it, for I doubt you want to go from being an awesome human being who reads awesome bios to being reduced to a pile of ashes.

I'm just an anxiety-ridden, runaway squib. (A Harry Potter-obsessed red-headed loser who can't do wizard shit :c

I cringe at all my stories so why don't you join in the fun and cringe along with me? Despite my awful sense of humour and shit ideas... actually yeah maybe you shouldn't them lmao



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Whenever I'm sad and get a notification from the best app ever created, my mood instantly flips. Wattpad gives me life. It's always there for me, as are the pals I've made. I dare you to try to find a community better than this. Impossible? Exactly. <3

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Penny, Swadloon, Hazel Nuts, Stalker Bud, Crasher, Queenie, & J <3