- I believe in annoyed at first sight
- I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
- Do you ever feel sad because you won't be able to read every fabulous book in your life? Cause I do.
- An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
- If you eat enough pizza it tastes like love.
- Did Santa clause stop at your house today? Because you're a hoe hoe hoe.
- Sometimes I feel like I'm dying, but I then remember that I've been dead since March 25.
- I do not have the pleasure of understanding you.
- I like it when people get excited about something. It's nice.
- I was kind of crying. I don't know why.