I'm real simple to please...

Give me books and I'm happy!

I cherish my friends because I don't trust easily and it's hard for me to stand most people.

So keep in mind I'm horrible at telling jokes...
Bud Grant was out in his deer stand hunting all day and hadn't seen a deer or heard a shot the whole time. But after a while,  a huge finlander walked passed carrying a buck over one shoulder and a bear over the other. Bud Grant yells out 'hey wait!' and rushes out of his stand. He walks up to the finlander and says 'Hey that's a mighty big deer you've got there. How did you get it? I didn't hear a gunshot' and the finlander responds 'Well, I was walking through the woods when this deer just starts running at me. I didn't know what to do so I grabbed it by the antlers, threw it on the ground, and snapped it's neck' Bud Grant, in awe, then says 'wow. So then how did you get that bear?' The finlander says 'Well...I was gutting out the deer when I felt this warm breath on the back of my neck.  I turn around and there's this great big bear behind me.  I was so scared that I put my arms around it and squeeze all the air out of it' Bud Grant then says 'Say...can you pass a football?' The finlander's response is 'I'm not sure. If I could swallow it I'm sure I could pass it':)   
a little Finnish humor for y'all;)