Roxy LaLonde

u know when u look back on things u did and just cringe at how stupid u were? yeah i just did with all these that i posted ugh -.-

i nearly drowned today. woohoo. sooo fun.

When you're rife with devastation
          There's a simple explanation:
          You're a toymaker's creation
          Trapped inside a crystal ball
          
          And whichever way he tilts it
          Know that we must be resilient
          We won't let them break our spirits
          As we sing our silly song
          
          When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city
          So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said ditch those roots if you
          wanna fit in
          So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals
          Now, Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still,
          know the words to this song
          
          When you've bungled all your bangles
          And your loved ones have been mangled
          Listen to the jingle jangle
          Of my gypsy tambourine
          
          'Cause these chords are hypnotizing
          And the whole world's harmonizing
          So please children stop your crying
          And just sing along with me

RIP Blue Cheese, my most active hermit crab ;-;

IT'S MAH BIRFDAY!!!!

Ooooooookay peplez! This is very important, becauz, y'know, stuff.
          
          So, i am writing this on December 17th, 9:42 PM, and on Saturday, December 19th, i will be leaving for Michigan. We usually do this every year, but we haven't for a few years, so i'm REALLY excited about this. The thing is, I won't be able to talk to anyone until pretty late at night, because we'll be driving all day, and my mom won't let me use my computer in the car, and I can't exactly use wattpad on my phone. I don't know how long we'll be there, and my laptop will become the family laptop, because we can't just bring the computers and expect to plug them all in and do all that complicated stuff in ONE NIGHT. Every night, i'll be in a hotel. Eventually, we'll get to Michigan and I might be on my laptop more. We're going to spend christmas in Michigan with my grandma, and the next day, we're going to drive to arkansas, so i'll barely be able to contact anyone again. Then we're going to spend my birthday, December 30th, in arkansas with my other family. We're not really related, but my aunt Lisa has been friends with my mom since 7th grade, and they're like 43. She has two daughters and a son, but that isn't important right now. Then after a few days, driving back to Jacksonville, Florida, and i'll barely be able to talk to anyone, yet AGAIN. Just wanted to let you know in case you message me and i don't respond, or something important is going on and i don't do anything. I don't want anyone to freak out or be mad or anything, so I just wanted to let you know what's going on.

Am I supposed to give a shit about this companion named Clara Oswald? Because i don't. I'm not even on the eleventh doctor yet, but i don't like her. Screw her. With a screw. Because that'll hurt.

Rest In Peace, John Lennon. You're only sleeping.