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Omg i’ve just bumped into another post stating nearly the same thing, so i’ll just paste my comment here as well :D honestly? i’m only here because larry edits have the sexual tension of a renaissance painting and the fanfics read like pulitzer-worthy filth.
but let’s be real — i never signed up for the conspiracy theory olympics or the “harass the girlfriends” speedrun.
larry, for me, exists strictly in the sacred scriptures of wattpad and ao3, where they cry, fuck, and emotionally self-destruct in peace.
irl? don’t care. not my business.
now hand me the next 200k slow burn with emotional repression and one bed. i have priorities. ️