ATTENTION: This account is no longer active in updates/uploads because I have moved on to more stable, supporting platforms. If you would like to check out my new stuff at different sites or find an active account, please find me at:
- Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/totallycheesey
- Archive of Our Own: http://archiveofourown.org/users/totallycheesey

Hobbies:
- writing
- reading
- listening to music (because who doesn't appreciate some fine tunage?)
- watching YouTube shizz
- playing some Xbox and being terrible
- being a bum

Favorite Movies:
- "Kill Bill Vol. I & 2"
- "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial"
- "Smokey and the Bandit"

Favorite Songs:
- "Before It's Too Late (Sam and Mikaela's Theme)" by Goo-Goo Dolls
- "If You Want Peace... Prepare for War" by Children of Bodom
- "Jukebox Hero" by Foreigner
- "Spectra" by Chipzel

Favorite Bands:
- Blink-182
- The Steve Miller Band
- Elvis
- System of a Down

Defining Qualities:
- love some of that fiiiiiiiine sweet tea
- terrible at most video games but still play them for the hell of it
- have been told that I have a "Southern accent," but I don't hear it...
- have a stupid laugh
- cry almost every time that I watch the first Transformers movie because it reminds me of falling in love with cinema
- don't wear makeup because I'm too lazy
- have extensive knowledge on The Black Eyed Peas

Stuff You Should Probably Know:
- I am always open for questions and even just to help you. Just shoot me a private message and we'll be buds!
- My submissions to Wattpad are infrequent because of my shit schedule, so don't freak if I disappear for a while.
- I love you. A lot. Talk to me!
- My "shipping" habits change a lot, so don't be surprised that there's an assortment of pairings that I've visited.
  • JoinedJanuary 5, 2013


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totallycheesey totallycheesey Nov 17, 2014 11:51PM
Interesting. Wattpad apparently no longer tolerates people uploading smut. Well, aside from the fact that this is complete and utter bullshit, I don't think I'll upload my work to this site anymore...
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