This is basically my diary
she/her
Professional One Direction Fan
Gayer than you
I peaked during my heather's phase
I want to be your friend (maybe)
I have a cassette player solely because of my individuality complex
Why are you reading this
My name isn't Erin but I'm not telling you what it is
Tbh I really just want chips rn
Pizza rolls are superior tbh like who let pizza rolls be that cool
I was tragically out of touch with popular culture until the ripe age of 14
Is shipping Larry a personality trait
I don't care I make it one anyway 
Why the hell are you still reading this
Is this coherent at all
Should I be an English major
No that's absolutely useless
Tbh I hate it here
But I also love it here
Wattpad ruined my sleep schedule I didn't ask for this
My brain is thinking thoughts
Tbh why do I feel like I'm dying
4 hours of sleep and no food or water by 6 pm that's why dumbass
Don't worry I'm having dinner soon
I went to bed at 11 am
Did I sleep or nap then
My parents think I'm a disappointment 
I wish I could go back to school 
I miss my history teacher she's so sweet
My chemistry teacher doesn't believe in evolution 
Yes you heard that right
Congratulations if you read this you are now my friend this was you initiation

Ok I just found out 5 of my camp counselors are in a cult and they share blood and they do this at my camp i am scared to go back there now-

Wow I'm back with more thoughts
Update: we are out of pizza rolls and that upsets me very much
I'm starting school next Monday that's absolutely not acceptable I'm gonna die
My life is such a mess rn but I'm not doing anything to fix it
Reality didn't ruin my life, wattpad did
If you really think about it, the beginning of girl almighty makes perfect sense
Rock me is the best one direction song fight me
Ok it's my favorite but i actually believe what a feeling is the best song
Should I start a tik tok account
No I shouldn't
That would only lead to me seeking attention for validation
But I already do that
So