call me ice

he/they

(wattpad really doesn't have more than one set of pronouns huh? bitch.)

gender??? i hardly know her

minor so don't be nasty

actually don't be nasty regardless

published books:

- DIRT, An Honest Review (By Part-Time Professional Destination Reviewer, K'org): [Completed] science fiction-comedy, short story (one chapter); aliens, asthmatic dogs, postal stamps, secret service, frogs; i wrote it for english class but thought y'all might like it

unpublished WIP's 

- Operation ERIS: [Currently Two Chapters]; action-comedy-romance; spies, kinda unreliable narrator (bc he's stupid and also traumatised ig) but he's funny so it's fine; fake marriage; frogs for some reason??; not as serious as the blurb may suggest

- Son of Wolves: [Currently Three Chapters]; historical fiction-action-adventure with a side of romance; vikings; contains wolves (obviously); this was revealed to me in a dream

- some works that don't exist anywhere beside my head yet :)

idk why most of my works contain frogs but consider this: its funny

i may not have a physical dick but my spiritual one is big enough for y'all to suck when necessary

shout out to my favourite triple-a battery @8Hear_Me_Echo8 go follow them >:( they deserve it

writer and not writing

biro ace 🂱

dutch

fluent in dutch and english and not fluent nor attempting to be in german, french and whatever the fuck belgians are speaking

i'm generally not mean pls don't get scared off by my mean attitude

also i might not respond bc i find that scary noah fence

fuck jkr

blm

🤢terfs🤢  dni if u even look at my profile i will stab u in the eye

yay gay or some shit idk

pfp on PatatoLord's picrew :)

the pen is mightier than the sword until you need to stab someone >:))

did i make this account just so nobody i know could see it? ...yes.

i hope y'all enjoy :D