I was once a unicorn flying freely above the clouds. One day, my wings gave up on me and I fell straight down the Atlantic Ocean like a cannonball. Ever since I had my teal blue tail, I swam to and fro the seven seas. But, like my wings, my tail grew tired. Right now, beneath this deep blue sea, I have become a frustrated mermaid-writer who finds comfort in eating kelpcake and sitting on top of her limited edition Clam Shell 7000.