welcome all to my personal layer of hell, where I will regale you with the worst things you have ever read
perhaps you came here to read some EPICLY BAD writing, and you're looking at this totally ironically, but you know, deep at the bottom of your empty, starbucks-drinking, instagram-sharing, know your meme and 9gag browsing, yaoi-reading, latte-drinking, stephen universe-watching, faux-communist, consumerist, "far-left" heart that you this isn't ironic, and that you're actually reading this shit, for real, on a technological device made by a child who is practically enslaved in zhongshan city china, by an american corporation who holds his eyes open with clothespins so he can work 12 hours a day because it's cheaper.
And in case anyone's wondering my profile pic is a literal murderer, not even kidding, it's a cop who shot his son or something to get life insurance money. I picked that image because it really embodied the American Dream for me