peanuts r DEADASS hands down the worst fckin things to be invented until I find something else to hate on like omfg there no fxkin flavor just this sad excuse for something edible that somehow thinks it deserves to be eaten i don't get how anyone can stand biting into these shitty ass brown fckin things it's like chewing on fucking shriveled up bits of disappointment every single time I can't stand smelling them these little shits don't deserve to be an it or them theyre weak and boring no excitement at all just a bland dry fuckin piece of shit that ruins whatever godly snack some dumbass weirdo decides to ruin something with like they r like totes the most pathetic excuse for something edible ever created totally overrated and completely useless tide pods wouldve been better off being an edible thing like seriously who decided these mfs were worth eating peanut butter is just as bad as watching a kitten getting fckin abandoned it's just a fckin piece of shit that interrupts the normal taste of your saliva and fuckin ruins it uninvited taste just eww ew ew totes ew plus it like leaves you feeling gross it's like spreading fucking disappointment and despair on your bread every bite is a mistake and you can't even enjoy it because it just sits there like a bad memory reminding you why peanuts suck so bad with there Fuckass bootycheeks taste I hate the smeel the texture the sight I hate PEANUTS. basically peanuts are garbage they have zero fucking redeeming qualities there's no fucking thing to enjoy about them the fucking fuckass texture is ass bootycheeks offensive even every word in the dictionary that can insult it their very existence pmo so bad I can make a whole powerpoint on why peanuts are so fucking bootycheeks shitty I hate them