//hopelessly mad
           //sadly the truth
//hates life and everything about it
          //loves life as well
//boss divergent
          //so boss, tris and tobius are my pets
//the world spins round and round
         //anything but the obvious 
//dies when sees autocorrect fails
         //eff autocorrect

-like to pretend I'm British
-Tea Time is at four bitch, bring some cake

//my annoying wives// @SolarSister @_GothicGirl @callthecops 
//my siblings in-law// @CallMeMelody @RebellionOfALifetime
//inspiration// @foreversmilin

My life story: Me and my older best friend @SolarSister were living in an orphanage. One day a nice red haired, red dressed, red glassed lady walked in with such sass and adopted me; turns out the sass lady ( @callthecops ) was my biological mother. And then turns out sass mum had her life screwed up a long time ago and she had to give away her two kids, who were twins ( me and @_GothicGirl ). Finally after finding my twin Mira ( @_GothicGirl ) me, constipated twin and sass mum became a family.

Just in case you didn't know, best friend ( @SolarSister ) became the stranger that just dropped by every now and then.

i can dream. so i will dream. i'll probably see you. you'll be my partner in crime. together we'll hang backstabbers' heads on London Bridge.

In the world's most AMAZINGEST MOST BEAUTIFUL MOST AMAZINGEST MOOD EVER.

Graphic acc @jurors

Like no read requests people, please. 
It's jussss ruuudeeeee

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Credits to my @angxlhxze for that icon.
ily man, ily