justin time isn’t actually my name.
bullshit is prohibited.
all works are original.
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“why did ed lose his girlfriend? because sheeran away!”
“actually, she cheated on him with niall horan.”
“shut up!”
°°°
“what’s the kinkiest whale? the hump back whale!”
“is he the top or bottom?”
*boisterous laughter resounding from the distance*
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aha i changed my pen name cause that’s my original thought. not jasmine shane.Ver todas as conversas
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