HELLO PEASANT! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

I am painfully obsessed with these four aussies... yeah they screwed my life up  ಠ_ಠ (just kidding I was antisocial before).

*takes microfone* 

CHECK! CHECK! 1,2,3! *darth vader voice* LUKE I AM YOUR GIRLFRIEND! *dubstep noises*

Okay now seriously:

An important thing about my writing is that I keep it as real as possible. If you expect a sugar-coated story about best friends in love or going to the Ferris wheel, getting stuck and kissing, better search for somebody else. Honesty, awkardness, not perfect girls with skinny bodies, looking like Victoria Secret models is what you will find. Because not everything is pink with blue edges. Facing the real world is my specialty.       ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
                                                                                     -Albert Einstein

(such deep, much wisdom)

Did I tell you I couldn't be serious for more than 1 minute? Oh WHALE! *slaps knee*