Hey. I see you've found yourself in my corner of Wattpad. While you and I are both here ('I' being now interchangingly used as both the author and his text who he characterizes as sentient. I trust you are intelligent enough to tell when self-targeting pronouns are referring to which party. I mean, through deduction, the 'we' there was referring to you and the text, as the author obviously has no way of knowing that you are here and he isn't going to hang around on his wattpad profile 24/7), you should get to know me:
I (the author) am heavy homestuck and undertale trash, I consider myself to be a relatively good writer, and I have problems with pretending that my text is somehow sentient and just so happens to be a total narcissistic prick.

And I, the text, would obviously like to second the notion that the author is an excellent writer, though if you just look at me you would know I didn't need to point it out. 

Anyway, we (somehow now convolutedly referring to both the author and the text) hope you enjoyed that extensive joke that was way too meta, way too mentally taxing to both read and write, and has been going along a little too long now. But we won't shut up, as long as the author keeps referring to himself in third person (like so), and as long as he also addresses you, the audience, with 'we', referring to I, the author, and I, the text that the author is pretending to be a narcissistic prick for his entertainment and your own, and we (still at it!) hope that little mind-bending show makes so stay awhile, and maybe even follow, though we aren't sure that the author is the kind of person you want to be following (I (the author(parentheses-ception!))REALLY need to stop with this dumb joke, but we/ I /the author/the text/does it matter/ won't stop, because it is too funny, dammit!)

So, yeah. not much on the channel now, but that should change soon. See you 'round.