mans lenger than ur mum 💪  
im coming to cheff you up in bed btw☺️🔪🥷
yo wys peeps🥴 it's me, aka the rizzard 🧙😈

gaslight gatekeep girlboss 💋👑💄
🗣️🗣️‼️‼️I WAS COOKING AND I BURNT THE BACON, DAYUMMM🗣️‼️‼️🗣️

"im so lost in ur eyes, im like nemo. you better find me🤭"

"you must be cinderella, because i see that dress disappearing by midnight😝"

"are you a coconut because i wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out😉"

"my name isn't sully but you can call me boo😚"

"im glad i wore gloves today, otherwise you'd be too hot to handle🔥💋"

"roses are red. foxes are clever. i like ur bum let me touch it forever🍑👋😫"

"are you a microwave?cause I'm trying to keep you quiet at 3AM😣"

"im a pen. you're a highlighter. i write the future you make it brighter😌."

"im like a rollercoster. the faster I go, the more you scream😤🤫"

🌝 who tf u looking at? best not be mr. jude bellingham 🥵. that guy is an ac lengness bruv it's mad fam.

also cench is my bae🙈.
#londoner *sips tea, dressed in nike tech*☕🥷

(ps. i love cars 😇)
  • w da mandem🤪up ya bum😍round da ends😤
  • JoinedOctober 25, 2022



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urbums urbums Jan 21, 2026 01:22AM
sneaky little tweaks on the book cover…. hehe lmk what you guys think mwhaha
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