urfavbuttcracker

I've had an unhealthy obsession with tate McRae and Ariana grande recently

urfavbuttcracker

@TooWetCall911 hate that I made you love me, positions, side to side fir Ariana and fir Tate its you broke me first and just keep watching
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TooWetCall911

@urfavbuttcracker could relate... 
          	  Current obsession? 
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urfavbuttcracker

I've had an unhealthy obsession with tate McRae and Ariana grande recently

urfavbuttcracker

@TooWetCall911 hate that I made you love me, positions, side to side fir Ariana and fir Tate its you broke me first and just keep watching
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TooWetCall911

@urfavbuttcracker could relate... 
            Current obsession? 
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urfavbuttcracker

I have recently been obsessed with the song ay bonita bc what a fire song

TooWetCall911

@urfavbuttcracker fair xoxo ♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱
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urfavbuttcracker

@TooWetCall911 okay so it wasn't really my cup of tea but I see the vision
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urfavbuttcracker

wair guys now someone who has 1k followers and is only following 15 people has followed me
          like chill im easy

urfavbuttcracker

@letsgettgtalright ikr except im not bitchy im GAY
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urfavbuttcracker

guys someone who has 2.9k followers and is only following 470 ppl followed me like okay I feel famous

urfavbuttcracker

guys im acc gonna crash out because I just recently got an epilator to remove body hair right 
          and the first time I used it it was horrible and irritated my skin so I thought about it and realized I need more hair growth cuz it was genuinely just tiny ahh stubs of hair 
          so I waited THREE WEEKS before using it on my legs
          and I admit I did get frustrated and used it a bit too aggressive on some parts- like really aggressive so I like applied so much lotion and oil after to soothe it right 
          TELL ME WHY WHEN I WAS EATING MY HAPPY CEREAL AT 2AM AND I TURNED MY FLASHLIGHT A CERTAIN WAY I SAW THAT MY LEGS ARE ABSOLUTELY COVERED IN TINY RED BUMPS
          like its not noticeable with lights on but when I saw it in like shade it was covered in tiny red bumps and apparently thats a fricking skin condition called keratosis pilaris 
          like why cant I just have smooth hair free arms and legs without all this bullshi oh my gosh

letsgettgtalright

@urfavbuttcracker don't feel sad about your body hair, they are normal! You are a human afterall, not a plastic doll! Don't feel insecure about them, you're still pretty hihihi!!! Hope your skin is all fine and so do you!!! (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)
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late asf but happy prideeeeeeeeee
          to all my gooners and gays out there all of you are divas
          to the Trans people life is hard as hell for you guys but you all are so brave 
          to the gays we love you and stay dih hopping 
          to the lesbians all of you are divas
          to my fellow bis all of you are baddies and automatically tuff
          to the pans out there you get best of every world stay on that
          to everyone else because im lazy stay rainbow, and stay gay because gays have more fun anyway
          love all of you and happy pride

urfavbuttcracker

121 followers im shitting how wonderful

vixxannsdeath

King Julien, why am I tied to a stick..?

Haikyuu_is_gay_bitch

@vixxannsdeath omg is that a shoya pfp!!!! a silent voice/ koe no katchi (omg i forgot how to spell the last wordd argh) mentioned!!!!
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urfavbuttcracker

@vixxannsdeath ooh yay im a sacrificeeeeeee
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urfavbuttcracker

@vixxannsdeath to trigger any explosives Karl might have set for me
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T00ST13_R0LL

@urfavbuttcracker, I have so many bro variants for you you don't even know. I've been brain storming them. Here are a few:
          Brotein shake
          Brobro swia 
          Bromeo 
          MacaBROni and cheese 
          Brosquito
          Row row row your broat 
          Vincent van bro
          Brosen Broone 
          Brosouarus
          Brolaculous Lady Bro
          Brosell sprouts
          MicBROwave 
          Brono Mars 
          I hope these cheer you up because I read your trauma dump. You should be happy with yourself and how you look. If you aren't then you can make a goal to help you not feel insecure about whatever you're insecure about. For example, I didn't like my weight so I decided to do 20 situps each night and now I'm losing some weight! So for you, you could go on YouTube or something and find videos on how to make you're skin not bumpy after shaving. Or if you're not happy with any thing else make small goals to reach that big goal. <3

urfavbuttcracker

@T00ST13_R0LL real my friend poked me and I flinched so hard I blasted us both off into mars
            and yes please do im waiting
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T00ST13_R0LL

NOT IF I DO IT FIRST- also pls don't I'm really ticklish
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