@urfavbuttcracker, I have so many bro variants for you you don't even know. I've been brain storming them. Here are a few:
Brotein shake
Brobro swia
Bromeo
MacaBROni and cheese
Brosquito
Row row row your broat
Vincent van bro
Brosen Broone
Brosouarus
Brolaculous Lady Bro
Brosell sprouts
MicBROwave
Brono Mars
I hope these cheer you up because I read your trauma dump. You should be happy with yourself and how you look. If you aren't then you can make a goal to help you not feel insecure about whatever you're insecure about. For example, I didn't like my weight so I decided to do 20 situps each night and now I'm losing some weight! So for you, you could go on YouTube or something and find videos on how to make you're skin not bumpy after shaving. Or if you're not happy with any thing else make small goals to reach that big goal. <3