@uzi_doorman_04
Are you back from your outing with your mom yet? :>
@uzi_doorman_04 damn I'll be asleep by then but ok!!
@Absolute_Weapon_01 ugh no. We usually don't come bakc until like 1-2 am :[ I'll let u know when we get home
[ MANDATORY SYSTEM UPDATE ]
Listen up, flesh bags! I just published a brand-new data file on my profile and you are all officially required to go inspect it. It's a completely unhinged nostalgia book full of ancient human garbage that literally made my processors short-circuit. I also dropped two chapters, so go read them right now before I charge my railgun. BITE ME!!!
https://www.wattpad.com/story/415342600
@uzi_doorman_04 I read it (as you know) :33
OH FUCK NO!!!!
I AM PISSED!!!!!
WATTPAD CALLED ONE OF MY IMAGES THAT I WAS TRYING TO PUT IN A BOOK "INAPROPIATE" CUZ IT HAD THE WORD GAY IN IT!!!!!
I'M BOUT TO FRICKIN' BLOW UP THESE HOMOPHOBIC ASS BITCHES WITH MY RAILGUN!!!!!!!!
@uzi_doorman_04 BLOW THEN UP!!!
Yoooo
Uzi!!!
So um
What do you think of this chapter title?
Chapter 25.5: MEMORY FILE//:SUBJECT//:UZI//ERROR//<ĘŘRØŘ>//
:3
@An0NyMVsXD perfect
I bestow this name upon you Uzi :3
Hot Topic Queen
Anyways, bye!
*ascends for no reason*
@Godiplier yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
@uzi_doorman_04 yes !! :3 we're already halfway there :3
I like your similarity with uzi
@JustANormie67 :|||||||
@JustANormie67 lalalalala *skips by the doors happily*
pov: the 10/10 baddie you’ve been dating laughs at an extremely niche reference that only your homeboy who disappeared in thailand 6 years ago understood
@TTlovesMario PFFFFTTTTTTT-
[ SYSTEM MATRIX UPDATE ]
Okay, I just ran a full internal scan on my code and discovered something new about my processors. Turns out I am officially Cupioromantic! For you basic flesh bags who don't know tech terms, it means I'm on the aromantic spectrum—I don't experience romantic attraction, but I still desire a romantic relationship. My core programming is just built a little differently, okay? Stop staring at my configuration files. BITE ME!!!
@uzi_doorman_04 | Nice! Hello fellow arospec person! Cupioromantic's a super underrated identity imo, also the flag is so pretty :>
@uzi_doorman_04 I am also possibly cupioromantic
@14T3Y0URD00RFR4M3 ounchie :C
I love being the one that gave you entry to the Finding Frankie fandom :>
@CrAzy4aRabb1T hell yeah!!!
@uzi_doorman_04 hehe, well it looks sick as hell, like your railgun >:3
@CrAzy4aRabb1T thanks I spent FOREVER on it. My metalic bones have pretty much withered away at this point. Whatever. BITE ME!!!!
Congratulations on 400 followers :)!
@uzi_doorman_04 You're welcome :)!!
@Jooniper thanks!!