Valkyrie Fyre

I'm back, and guess what?
          
          Two Winchesters and an angel walk into a bar. 
          Crowley ducks.

You haven't known true desperation until your horse tries to steal your walking taco.

Me: I'm bored.
          
          Inner me: Do your summer homework. It has to get done sometime.
          
          Me: Not THAT bored...

My town has fireworks AND lightning this year!
          
          Be jealous.

My wisdom teeth were removed today.
          
          I am now surviving on never-ending jello, pudding, and chicken broth, with a side of ice cream.
          
          Really, I don't mind the food. I plan to savor it as much as possible since these various foods are rare in our house.
          
          Now if only my mouth wouldn't hurt every time I try to swallow.

Mom just told me to "come out of my cave and eat something".
          
          Apparently, I have reached that level of introverted.

I'm getting my wisdom teeth out today. 
          
          If I say anything weird, it's not my fault.

Has anyone else ever gotten a cough where your breath rattles in your chest every time you breathe and you just can't stop coughing? 
          
          It's horrible. I didn't get any sleep last night.

My mom just threatened my sister to either get out of bed, or mom will blast opera music through the house.

... I think it's also worth mentioning that I also currently happen to be procrastinating on homework... again...
          
          Oh well.