vampedit

/   cb + drop stuff for sassy vampire man !!

CHEAPSH0T

you can admit it. we all know I’m your favorite. 

CHEAPSH0T

I devote maximum effort to both, I assure you 
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vampedit

@CHEAPSH0T !!
            
            
            i really wish you'd devote more effort into your career than trying to get in my pants
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CHEAPSH0T

this message may be offensive
don’t worry. I won’t judge— shit, I’d encourage 
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bloodofmalk

OW — could you please be a little more gentle . I’m already in pain , the least you could do is be a little more careful . 

vampedit

@bloodofmalk !!
            
            { as his hands moved at the skin slightly , his brows were furrowed in concentration . usually he'd take a bit longer , but considering the pain she was in ? he had less than minutes to get this done . and with a soft pull , the bullet comes out her skin with a wet sound , placed onto a blanket as he looked over at her }
            
            alright bullet is out , i'm going to put some disinfectant .
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bloodofmalk

@vampedit 
            
            *despite her previous attitude , the small vampire couldn’t help but comply with his words * okay . . . just please be quick . . . *she sighed softly before taking a deep inhale and preparing herself for the pain that was to come*
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vampedit

@bloodofmalk !!
            
            { his hands were precise in its movements , fingers deftly touching bloodied skin as the other held what looked to be medical grade tweezers if anything }
            
            this might hurt a little , alright ? take a deeeeeep breath and don't exhale until i say so .
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CHEAPSH0T

you look really pretty on your knees for me. 

vampedit

@CHEAPSH0T !!
            
            
            .... i never know where you get your confidence from .
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CHEAPSH0T

see you in my next life, I guess—
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vampedit

@CHEAPSH0T !!
            
            
            what did you think ? i was gonna suck you off ? oh please . that'll happen in your next life
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CHEAPSH0T

hey, laz. do you wanna come over later and have about 27 shots? 

vampedit

hah , you really are good at sucking up to me . did you do something wrong ?
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CHEAPSH0T

no but if you like it I’m sure it’s good. 
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vampedit

@CHEAPSH0T !!
            
            
            recently i've taken a liking to green grape soju , have you tried ?
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CHEAPSH0T

I think my finger is broken 

vampedit

@CHEAPSH0T !!
            
            
            you're crazy noah whitlock . utterly crazy . now make sure not to overexert your finger , take it easy for the next few days .
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CHEAPSH0T

okay. I can work with this. 
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vampedit

@CHEAPSH0T !!
            
            
            i'd down 27 shots before i ever sleep with you 
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CHEAPSH0T

“c’mon, doc.  live a little. come have /one/ drink with us.”

CHEAPSH0T

I solemnly swear I will not 
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vampedit

@CHEAPSH0T !!
            
            
            will you throw up on me like last time??
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CHEAPSH0T

I can handle it. don’t worry. 
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CHEAPSH0T

“Oh, wow.  who woulda thought I’d see you here, sweetheart.” he said as he let himself into the doctor’s office, without even knocking of course. 

vampedit

@CHEAPSH0T !!
            
            ?? uh....alright ?
            
            / hes so silly i love noah smsmsm
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CHEAPSH0T

hm. gimme an hour. I’ll be back. 
            
            (And hurt lmaooo) 
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vampedit

@CHEAPSH0T !!
            
            
            well yes considering it is my work hours , and that you are my patient half the time .
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