Here's the short version of me:
I love to read, getting lost in a book is one of my favorite past times.  The feeling of being somewhere else, somewhere other than the mundane world we call home, is quite addicting.  Writing is also a favorite hobby of mine, whether it be poetry, sappy fanfiction about my OTP, or original stories.
The longer version of me is complicated and boring, so I'm not going to get into it.
Anyways, I think we can all agree that the outernet is a terrifying place that only a few brave souls would dare enter.