I'm probably the biggest trash bag you'll ever meet.

she / her / honestly? I don't even know what my sexual orientation is so uh

Fandoms:
- South Park
- Haikyuu!
- Yuri!!! On Ice
- Just gay shit in general
- Other things that I probably completely forgot about
  • Probably somewhere.
  • JoinedMay 8, 2015


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velvie- velvie- Feb 12, 2017 04:58AM
Holy shît I'm back with a new name, a new skill for writing, and--ho- hOLY SHÎT WHAT THE FÛCK WAS I AS A CHILD
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