velvie-

Holy shît I'm back with a new name, a new skill for writing, and--
          	
          	ho- hOLY SHÎT WHAT THE FÛCK WAS I AS A CHILD

velvie-

A normal conversation between me and my RL friends:
          
          Me: OKAY IM WRITING A STORY WITH A FOCKIN UKE AS THE PROTAGONIST
          
          Devs5678: UMG YAAAAS
          
          Me: *doing character design on sai* Hmmmm maybe he should be less feminine...what do you guys think I should change?
          
          Swingy_: Well, for one get rid of the baby face and remove those big-ass eyes -
          
          Me: HE'S BEING FEMININE

velvie-

Isn't that the whole reason why I changed my mind and decided to make him a shota fuckboii
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Swingy_

It's the truth though...big eyes doES NOT MAKE HIM MORE MASCULINE 
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Swingy_

Ello :3 Can you guess who I am? You know me in real life btw.

Swingy_

I'm too innocent to understand half of it I tell you
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velvie-

Haha u kno me so well 
            
            Plz don't read
            
            THERE IS SMUT
            
            sMuT I teLl yOu
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Swingy_

And yes, all the Cryde fanfictions did.
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