JD

I'm going to be writing and publishing a very big fic that I am quite proud of someday. The idea's been brewing in my head since 2024 and I'll maybe consider it a personal magnum opus once I am done with it.
          
          With that, I will surely be archiving all of my old shit and cleaning up my internet footprint as much as I can because oh lord there's a lot I don't want out there and I wish for this to be taken seriously. I've put off taking down that Daron fic for a good while now and that'll remain until whenever I decide it's its time. I will  be archiving them personally.
          
          Speaking of Daron, I think he needs a pillow of his desired temperature every single time he goes to bed so he may sleep so comfortably for one of his songs for giving me the idea of that big fic in the first place. Bless your soul Daron

Hello everyone.
          I don't usually make announcements since for about the past four years, I've been using Wattpad as a personal diary until I decided to purge everything. But that's unrelated.
          
          Serj Tankian x Lamp fanfiction has been removed by Wattpad. Not by my own volition, but by Wattpad for "Specifically: Explicit Sexual Content."
          
          I could have sworn I marked the fic as mature, or their policies changed, I don't know.
          
          A part of me feels relieved that this part of my history is gone now because I would have never been able to erase that kind of history on my own, but also at the same time... peopled ADORED that stupid fic. Now I worry that the microwave one will be gone, too.
          
          I cannot afford to lose my account if that does happen to be the case.
          I don't know if there's any chance I could appeal it. I also don't have this backed up. It's essentially lost media now.
          
          I'm still at a loss of what to feel, but... yeah. Wattpad deleted my satire fic.
          
          I wrote that as a very obvious joke when I was really young, I won't say how young, but stupidly young, lmfao. I can't believe that warranted a whole takedown.
          
          But I will be updating the microwave fic too and probably taking it down, with backups, of course.

I love the art on ur pfps for ur stories (lol)

OZZY OSBOURNE JUST DIED

RIP deuce you wouldve loved princess tycoon on roblox

sometimes I wish I could just ctrl + z myself, you know?

IM SITTING COMFORTABLY BUT THE WAY I AM SITTING COMFORTABLY IS CUTTING OFF CIRCULATION

Having a laptop is great when you dont have a worm in your ear telling you that you're out of storage

Your PACKAGE CAME in the MAIL????????????

its so cold, it summer or december