Hey! I'm Vermolon. You can call me Alex or Jorel.
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🕊💣 | HU4L | #1 Deuce fan | demented & unhinged ™
I am absolutely normal about Hollywood Undead, Deuce from 9Lives, and cats.
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Deuce has noticed me 5x and I'm his top listener on last.fm. I will defend that man with my LIFE.
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Lots of my posts on my conversations tab have devolved in schizo-esque ranting and I do not recommend you delve too deep, otherwise you become half-senile like me.
Otherwise all I have to offer right now is the god awful crack fics I wrote when I was younger for all to enjoy.
If you know my ao3, uhm, no you don't. as much as I'd love for my serious works to be appreciated... you don't.
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"Salvation in a digital heaven... 'Cuz real life's hell!"
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vermolon
Dec 15, 2025 05:46PM
Hello everyone.I don't usually make announcements since for about the past four years, I've been using Wattpad as a personal diary until I decided to purge everything. But that's unrelated.Serj Tan...View all Conversations
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SERJ TANKIAN X LAMP SEQUEL
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only written at late hours of the day for maximum chaos
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