Greetings, my name is Brooke (amazing!)

For some very stange reason I am an incredulously lazy person. If you ask me to move I will find the most efficient way possible to kill you that won't result in me to move. At all.

I have absolutely no sense of direction. If you ask me where the toilet is in my house, I would have forgotten, possibly got lost trying to show you where it is and ended up having tea with the mad hatter or I was sleeping and you didn't get the chance to ask me (I am terribly sorry about that)... 

I love panda's they make anyone smile. 
I embrace my strange side.
I don't care most of the time.
I really like milk, just plain milk.

I am a massive believer that 'food will create world peace'.
The universe is a wicked place that I wish to visit one day.

Shine bright like a quasar...

I hope you never get hungry, eat for the future.
Look at the big picture keep things simple.




Thank you for wasting your time! :)

Typed with love, Brooke...