bday: june 17 (put it on ur calendar 😏) 
i love nandos

🥄👯‍♀️🤼‍♀️🤺💍

i hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair.
i hate the way you drive my car.
i hate the way you stare.
i hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
i hate you so much it makes me sick it even makes me rhyme.
i hate it, i hate the way you're always right.
i hate it when you lie.
i hate it when you make me laugh, worse when you make me cry.
i hate it when you're not around and the fact you didn't call.
but mostly i hate the way i dont hate you.
not even close, not even a little, not even at all. 

anyways 
stream super bass 

THIS ONES FOR THE BOYS  WITH THE BOOMING SYSTEM TOP DOWN AC  WITH A COOLER SYSTEM 

DONT 👜 BE 👜 FUCKING 👜 RUDE 👜  

what's your name 🧍‍♀️ B O B 🧎🏽‍♀️ so they callin you BOB? 👨‍🌾

🙂

NÕ 

 you have to promise not to fall in love with me

WHY YOU ACTIN LIKE THAT SHI WAS FUN RUE? FOR REAL YOU PISSIN ME OFF, ACTIN DUMB AS FUCK RN

zayn malik >>>>>>>> everybody

WHY DID YOU DROP OUT OF YALE?

you have bewitched me body and soul and i love i love i love you. i never wish to be parted from you from this day on 

zayn malik is the loml

what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany's at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it's priceless. as i'm taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it's her fathers business. she's tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico but i go to canada. i don't trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he's the the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting: i tell tiffany to meet me in paris, by the Trocadero. she's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. i don't care, i don't show up. i got to berlin. that's where i stashed the chandelier.