I'm a unicorn. My fridge is my best friend, and my facial expressions are exaggerated beyond belief. Seriously. 
 I'm not your average nerd, I don't think. I play some sports and I play the biggest instruments ever, but I will not hesitate to put someone in their place.
Also,I'm freakishly tall. Around 5"11. It's really fun to scare away people if I get close to them and look down, like, you puny human. No offense to short people,you're lucky you don't walk into signs of all sorts... Or accidentally knee small children in the face while playing soccer.
I have a weird obsession with clichés. The cat in the picture's facial expression of disdain is my face. 
I will say once again. I am a unicorn.