"After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for ... Wattpad".
- George Ade, Fables in Slang (amended - Ade's last word was 'posterity')

I started by writing poetry - but nobody read it, so I tried another of my interests: Dark Age fiction - Anglo-Saxons, Vikings and so on. I know what you're thinking (get a life!) but it's a popular niche, and I found that people were actually reading my books. I also write Science Fiction, Jane Austen sequels, all sorts of other stuff. Every now and then I return to my major project which is a Dark Age Pentalogy intended to be 1000+ pages long. I'm up to page 25 at the moment (just kidding - I have a draft of the whole thing, but it's going to take a lot more long and lonely nights to make it readable).