I was cooking late Brunch for my family and I was ordering my sister what to do with the pancake batter , when she screamed, "TABI! You're younger then me quit being annoying!" Of course I was already in a bad mood so I turn away from the bacon pan and yell, "ME ANNOYING?! AND IN A BAD MOOD?! NO, I'M A MAJESTIC F****** EAGLE!" And then I threw the fork that I was turning bacon on the floor.
Annnnnd then got yelled at by Mum for screaming a foul word - w - '