*whispers quietly* What am I supposed to put here? What do people usually put? *notices the camera* Oh! I- Uhh.. *laughs awkwardly* Hello I guess? *nervously scratches the neck*

The producer: Pause! That's not how you do it! Take two! 

*groans* I hate my life.. 

The producer: Less whining, more talking! 

*sighs in exhaustion* Yes sir... 

The producer: Now, take two! *threatens* You better not mess this up 

*whimpers* 

The producer: Action! 🎬  

Hi guys! Welcome to my account! I don't have much to say really *whispers* I was kinda forced to do this 

*the producer glares* 

A-anyways, thanks for visiting! I have one completed book and another I'm currently writing, so if your libraries aren't already overflowing with other books, I'd really appreciate it if you'd add my books too. And hopefully read them *laughs nervously* That's it I guess. Thanks for dropping by! 

The producer: Cut! That was so pathetic, it made me lose the will to live 

*eyebrow twitches* Then you come in front of the camera and do it yourself 

The producer: That's your job pipsqueak. I was hired to be behind the camera 

*eyes widen in disbelief* I- 

The producer: Get ready for take three! 

*jaw drops on the floor* No way...