wh0remione

girl sometimes i remember you wrote fanfiction about agnes footbean, i told my coworkers at my big boy job about this. hope you’re well xo

I’m so upset why is no one reading parselTONGUE chapter six
          
          On a different note it’s mosquito’s birthday today whoo

IM BACK OH MY GOD I SOMEHOW REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD

Hi besties harry x dumbledore is in the making 

Getting ready to go to ikea with mosquito dressed as james potter and sirius black 

MOSQUITOS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW PLEASE DROWN HER WITH SPAM :))

HEY WHORES THIS IS A VERY AGGRESSIVE YET FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT MOSQUITO'S BIRTHDAY IS IN TWELVE DAYS
          
          GO SPAM HER WITH FUNNY SHIT PLEASE

ra ra rasputin russias greatest love machine

I dropped my toothbrush in the soap dish and now it tastes weird
          Mood