Meh....
 I mean really, not like you'll find out anything you haven't seen before so i'll make it easy for both of us. Picture a stereotypical struggling writer with an above average passion for stories and books.Add the age-old illusion  of making it big with the very first book, plus the aim of getting out of my depressing/ordinary/not-so-bad life (pick one). Add whatever unusual interests with whatever personality traits you like and you've got me all summed up. Oh! and my real name starts with somebodies favorite letter so.... guess whatever, you'll probably be right on your second try. How do I look? Um... don't judge a book by its cover? just give the usual with a little something you find attractive. What am I doing with my life? probably what your doing.  Will you find out anything concrete if you keep reading? that's a matter of perspective. So yeah, whomever you've just imagined, I'm that guy. So, nice to meet you too.