1-Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise." - some dead guy.
2-I don't make mistakes, I date them.
3-Professional procrastinator.
4-I am not thin, I am just Easier to hide.
5-Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me.
6-There are no winners in life... only survivors. - my friend
7-There are two kinds of people in this world... And I don't like them.
8-Born to express not to impress.
9-I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.