What happened to the guy who sued over his missing luggage?
He lost his case.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time...
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea...
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense
Ok these are really corny and stupid...
But I hope they make you smile...