OK, so i completely forgot i did this, but a little while ago (i'm not sure how long, i have horrible concept of time) i was reading serendipitous by @MLB224 (an amazing book, might i add) and i made a comment that said (and i quote)
"dude no offence but... shouldn't you be dead by now? you were already a decrepit old man with one foot in the grave in midoriya's first year, now he's a pro and you've yet to kick the bucket? how is that even possible? not that i'm complaining but still, it's been like over 5 years and it makes me concerned that you might be eating the souls of children like they did in Hocus Pocus."
(Hocus Pocus, is a great movie btw, i recommend watching it on halloween. if i ever get a cat, i'm naming it 'zackary binks' lol. (totally irrelevant but who cares))
It is by far the greatest thing to ever come out of my head. i had completely forgot that i even said this and i reread it and freaking died. (i know, sad, i laughed at my own comment on something, that's just my life Ig). i realize it's weird to comment about your own comment but i'm bored and what better thing to do to cure my boredom then to abuse my wattpad account? i can't think of anything, that's for sure :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))...