Hallo! I am Dylan!

I have come from the far away land of Quotev to expand my knowledge of fanfiction!

Actually, I was here before I was on Quotev.

Sorry.

I just needed something to put there for a medieval sentence.


Maybe I'm a girl. Maybe I'm a boy.

The world will never know.


Question of the day:

Why is most of society stupid? Is it some kind of disease?

Run before you catch the Idiot Disease, people.


How does Pit get dressed every morning? He literally wears a bedsheet.

Go figure.


Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a donkey?

I ASSume it would be BUTTiful!

(I'm not sorry.)


Poptarts are love, poptarts are life.

No one can say otherwise.



I have no life. You can tell by this description.






What does the fox say? Does he yip? Or bark?






Congratulations.


You've wasted the last 30 seconds of your life on a stupid description.


You deserve an award.