First of all, my obsession and sole reason for almost 99% of the fights with my parents is Belgian Chocolate.

Second of all, I have a tendency to punch or curse people at any given time. 

Third of all, my favourite line is "I hope you choke on chocolate covered strawberries" just because that's the one chocolate combination I thoroughly despise. 

Fourth of all, i am a perfectionist and the clumsiest person you'll ever meet. I fall in heels and flats. Don't be surprised if I manage to trip even if the pavement is as smooth as Alec from Bad boy stole my bra.

That's it, don't want you to be too obsessed with me and my violent weirdness.

(I'm also a huge narcissist, if you haven't figured it out yet because liking yourself is the most important thing.)