@Mera_Image I'm good at SOME sports & enjoy TRYING any of them, but I don't play either cuz' I quite like my fingers, toes, & spinal chord in one piece. As for attacking the floor been there done that... more than once, though I can't say I've ever wacked myself in the face with a hanger. By the way I am more than happy to hear that I'm not having an on going conversation with a girl named Helga who looks like a man women & hacks people apart (namely me) with a whatever weapon you named earlier. It's also great that your an inventor cuz' that means you can make me lots of new words to use so I sound totally boss! By the way since you have my back you better not break it or better yet drop me cuz' that would hurt. & one last thing. Your damn right, I'm acronymically challenged & proud!
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