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Guys. Everyday I wake up to new ways in which men disappoint me.
So there's this guy who randomly started texting me (we have mutuals)
And i was like fine. Bro was definitely trying to get any girl he can. Like cmon it was obvious.
But i was bored so i kinda of let him do his 'thing'
Today, we were chatting and he goes like I'm batman
And so i say I m spidermans girlfriend
And bro starts yapping about how much he hates zendaya.
OKAY WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE-
MY WOMAN, ZENDAYA?!!
THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS?!! THAT GODDESS?!
so i kind of defended her, duhh
Then I went on to ask why does he hate her.
Okay, quick break, #hatemen
Yeah, and he says
•Cuz she skinny (UHH SIR, SHES HEALTHY?! AND YOU DONT HATE SOMEONE CUZ OF THEIR BODY TYPE?! BODY SHAMING???)
•Average acting (BE FFR, HAVE YOU SEEN HER ACTING? OR WERE U STARING AT HER BODY?)
•Not my type
OKAY WHAT THE GENUINE FUCK?! CUZ SHES NOT YOUR TYPE?!
ARE YOU A KID HATING A CANDY CUZ U DIDNT LIKE THE FLAVOUR?!
WTAF! I REALLY DONT GET MEN.
and then I spent 20 mins telling him the difference between don't like and hate and bro is immature than a 5 year old
Istg... Why are we still texting? Ugh.