"You gotta take the good with the bad
Smile with the sad
Love wat you got and remember wat you had
Learn to forgive, but never forget
Learn from your mistakes, but never regret
People change, things go worng
Just remember life goes on"
"So what are you waiting for?
Get motivated
Get focused
Get serious
Get up!
Get going
Get out there!
Make life as magnificent as you know it can be!"
Great Comeback Lines :)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to o anything for you is because I would do everything
Im a funsized person who loves to read and write stories =) im a hopeless romantic and i cant help but write stories with happy endings. I love Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Hunger games, Twilight (not a lot), To kill a mockingbird, and Anime. Read my stories and I'll read yours. Fan me and I'll fan You =)
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A story I wrote a long time ago. read to find out what happens. You would never guess ;)